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Going To Town

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed a newspaper ad for a hired hand.

Only one man applied. Luckily, he proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the widow said, "You've done a really good job, and the ranch is coming along fine. Why don't you go on into town and and kick up your heels one of these nights?"

The hired hand readily agreed and that Saturday night went into town for some fun.

He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the house, he was surprised to find the widow still up, sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and remove it," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks." He removed each one gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, watching her eyes in the dancing firelight.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, "Now...if you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."


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