The Snow Plows

Norman and his wife are eating breakfast one winter morning, when an announcement comes over the radio. "We are expecting 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street so the snowplows can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplows can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week, once more during breakfast the announcement comes. "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..."

Then the power goes out.

Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men exhibit who are married to blondes, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

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