Saint Peter's Ducks

Three women die together in an auto accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, Saint Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks."

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It's almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them the first woman accidentally does just that.

Along comes Saint Peter with the ugliest man she's ever seen.

He chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on that duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man."

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes Saint Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for eternity to an ugly man, is very, very careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, and then one day Saint Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on - very tall, long eyelashes, muscular and thin.

He chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "Well, I don't know about you...but I stepped on a duck."

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