The Delicacy

A Texas cowboy stops at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he notices a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter of food being served at the next table. Not only does it look good, its aroma is wonderful. He asks the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replies, "Ah! You have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro - they are the bull's testicles from this morning's bullfight. A delicacy!"

The cowboy says, "What the heck - bring me an order."

The waiter replies, "I am so sorry. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."

The next morning, the cowboy returns, places his order, and that evening is served the special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he calls to the waiter and says, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."

The waiter shrugs his shoulders and replies, "Si. Sometimes the bull wins."

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